Anonymous asked: lol this makes me really excited to go back to college tomorrow. ive already got a handle of rum for me and some tequila for the beezys. anyhoo, who do i invite to my apartment party saturday night: the ex, the girl i like, a girl that likes me, some sluts, or all of the above? note that i have will be forced to take a 10 second handle pull somewhere throughout the night coupled with at least 5-6 more shots, so my decision making will be terrible.
Lol this really entertained me so I’m posting it.
1) don’t invite your ex unless you want her to get shitfaced, vom in your sink, and start crying. I only say that because that’s probably what I would do in that situation.
2) invite everyone else and get ~wAvY~$~
Let me know how it ends up. Hopefully no one voms in your sink cuz ain’t nobody got time for that